the-absolute-funniest-posts:

itsacunterful-life:

Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.

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i’m crying.

this is my most favorite thing ever

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achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

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datroger:

anthonayy:

isabeaarchu:

p33p:

fan-troll:

good-little-homestuck:

im going to fucking cry

please no

im

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’m dying

gg… What’s air? 

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perchu:

sheridanp:

thatanomalousblog:

I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck

ugh

you seemed distressed are you having trouble finding the angr y face

perchu:

sheridanp:

thatanomalousblog:

I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck

ugh

you seemed distressed are you having trouble finding the angr y face

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My parents and I got into an argument tonight. This is how arguments happen in our household.

  • Me: I took Bug (my little brother) on a drive tonight to calm him down and help him sleep
  • Mom: Aww honey that's so sweet
  • Me: Yeah we got totally lost
  • Dad: Of course you did
  • Me: Yeah up in the back woods
  • Mom: Oh that's scary
  • Me: Yeah, so it's like dark and in the middle of the woods so I stop the car-
  • Dad: YOU WHAT!?
  • Me: I stopped the car?
  • Dad: WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
  • Me: We were lost..
  • Dad: HAVE WE TAUGHT YOU NOTHING!?
  • Mom: HOW- WHY WOULD YOU-
  • Mom: DO YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF SUPERNATURAL
  • Me:
  • Dad:
  • Me:
  • Dad: Of course she does, then those giant men in plaid will show up to save the day. Good job Kat, this is why our daughter is a dumbass.
Reblogged from dtlas here, and you?

There is moss growing on the walls

I guess I didn’t turn the faucet off

That was three days ago

Maybe it was months, cause there was still snow

I Still have a drawer full of your bras

But I realize that doesn’t mater after all

Cause I never hear your heels on the stairs

but after what was said that’d be fair

You will think this is about you

and I can’t deny that it’s true

But I’ll have to act like I don’t care

cause without that civility turns to curses and swears

and I hope your new sculpture knows your name

and I hope him, your artwork, gives you fame

cause when you change him he wont be the same

but thats the reason why he came

and thats the reason I have you to blame

but we both know we just played the game

hope its for the better

aleighachan:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

all the awards my good man 

aleighachan:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

all the awards my good man 

jermeeth:

emptythoughts:

youngblackandvegan:

brain-food:

Bob’s Burgers Cosplay via ACParadise

I liiiiiiiiiive

this is amazing

I’m in love with this!

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sparklish:

glorysoul:

shop-cute:

HUGE Totoro Bed
$259.00

want

WANTWANTWANTWANT

But what happens when … sex

sparklish:

glorysoul:

shop-cute:

HUGE Totoro Bed

$259.00

want

WANTWANTWANTWANT

But what happens when … sex

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waterfallfish:

dauntlesslinah:

idontwanttofeelathinganymore:

waterfallfish:

I made a thing

This is great.

I’ve been waiting for this

its been waiting for you too

swagdaddysmooth:

You ever hear a song so beautiful you just gotta stop and praise the lord for a second?

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Blue’s Clues

knitonlyinthegrid:

theunsaidtruth:

Remember Steve?

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Reblog and click on that picture.

And remember Joe?

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Reblog and click that picture too.

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I love turtles and the aquarium Saturday was full of them